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(Name and desc are for fun, we do take games serious) Certified Throwers Born to win. Certified to throw. A highly unqualified squad of ELO donors dedicated to turning guaranteed wins to unforgettable disasters. We don't choke pressure, we embrace it. Core Values: • Full-buying after losing pistol. • "He's one shot" (he wasn't) • Missing every easy shot and hitting the impossible one. • Calling "trust the play" with no actual plan. • "One more game" for the sixth time. Stats: • Aim: Questionable • Game Sense: Optional • Confidence: Unlimited • Delusion: Maxed Out We don't lose because we're bad. We lose because we're committed to the content. We're the reason surrender votes exist.